Post by Nicholas on Feb 20, 2011 3:13:36 GMT -5
"D--> Oh no, where am I going to put my musclebeast penis?!" equius sobbed, noting that the robotics pile was slowly taking over the ENTIRE ROOM. But then nepeta came in and asked ":33 < what's the matter?"
"D--> i have no where to put my glorious statue!"
":OO < just put it on the roof, silly!"
"D--> nepeta that is an amazing idea i shall do so post-haste!"
and then the penis was on the roof and it was SO amazing and SO glorious that everyone came from miles around to bask in its amazingness. there were so many people basking that they all forgot to fight, and so equius got the trollbel peace prize for making conquering other planets so much easier. equius was so happy that he decided to just stop wearing clothes, because when you sweat this much its just easier to be nude all the time. also he was now a god and gods dont wear clothes, its beneath them.
but eridan was jealous. all this attention should be HIS, not that filthy sweatquius'!! so he made a plan to slice of equius' boner, but then he realized that it wouldnt work because it had to look like an accident. so he decided to just wait by a door and then SLAM EQUIUS' DICK IN THAT DOOR so hard that it just broke.
he had forgotten that equius was a master of robotics, though, and this slamming only made equius give himself an even BIGGER robot boner that doubled as a portable work table.
and everyone lived happily ever after, except for eridan who was sobbin in the corner like a little girl.
"D--> i have no where to put my glorious statue!"
":OO < just put it on the roof, silly!"
"D--> nepeta that is an amazing idea i shall do so post-haste!"
and then the penis was on the roof and it was SO amazing and SO glorious that everyone came from miles around to bask in its amazingness. there were so many people basking that they all forgot to fight, and so equius got the trollbel peace prize for making conquering other planets so much easier. equius was so happy that he decided to just stop wearing clothes, because when you sweat this much its just easier to be nude all the time. also he was now a god and gods dont wear clothes, its beneath them.
but eridan was jealous. all this attention should be HIS, not that filthy sweatquius'!! so he made a plan to slice of equius' boner, but then he realized that it wouldnt work because it had to look like an accident. so he decided to just wait by a door and then SLAM EQUIUS' DICK IN THAT DOOR so hard that it just broke.
he had forgotten that equius was a master of robotics, though, and this slamming only made equius give himself an even BIGGER robot boner that doubled as a portable work table.
and everyone lived happily ever after, except for eridan who was sobbin in the corner like a little girl.
